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However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest.Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week." While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. " The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the greatdoctors of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks a minute and replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say...' After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. Take the blue pill with 2 glasses of water after lunch.
The school bus stops and a little blonde girl gets on.
As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "the tooth fairy will never believe this!
" A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained.
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My favorite as a kid, and my kids' favorite: Lady sits down on a train. " Guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please."Librarian responds, "Sir, you know you're in a library, right? [in a whisper] I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please." Chicken marches into the library, walks up to the library desk, and says: "Book, book, BOOK!